What's the order to learn?

I want to learn how to make games using Unity, I have no programming experience, no artistic skill, no 3d modelling talent nor animation background. I'm just bored and figure this can burn thousands of hours with ease. Taking into account my lack of experience what is the order I should learn things in? Using the "Learn" page tutorials on the unity website I mean. I have the latest version installed, Blender for modelling, and paint.net for 2d assets. So what's the order? I did use yoyogame's game-maker though only in the drag and drop fashion, if that helps at all!